“The water was not fit to drink. To make it palatable, we had to add whisky. By diligent effort, I learned to like it.”
“I like my whisky old and my women young.”
“I wish to live to 150 years old, but the day I die, I wish it to be with a cigarette in one hand and a glass of whiskey in the other.”
“Never delay kissing a pretty girl or opening a bottle of whiskey.”